do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.
Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear
"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
sailor stadium jacket
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately